

Essays
A collection of writings spanning 2004 to 2025, originally published in The American Magazine.
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Billions
Read more: BillionsMario Monti in 1984. Tune the static out of Italy’s fix-it government and you’re left with a class society trying to pretend it’s not. It’s a country of ushers, secretaries, chauffeurs, and assistants, beige-collar bureaucrats who do the bidding of better-educated or more privileged higher-ups. Politics, banking, law, academia, it…
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Bicycle thieves
Read more: Bicycle thievesVittorio De Sica’s 1948 Bicycle Thieves: A poor country. The nickel and dime borrowing of my American youth came with one of two caveats, “I’m good for it” or “I’ll pay you back.” In most cases repayment mattered less than the bond of trust between giver and taker. Problems arose…
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3a
Read more: 3aCrisis. The word crisis is at war with itself. Definition 1a squabbles stressfully with 3a. Give irony its due: Crisis is a Greek concoction. Krisis meant decision, hence the first (Webster’s) definition: “the turning point for better or worse in an acute disease or fever.” A crisis was momentary. Turning points don’t…
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Eurobabble
Read more: EurobabbleCharlie Chaplain’s Adenoid Hynkel and Jackie Oakie’s Benzino Napaloni. Germany pick up. France pick up. Make call. Italy answer. Greece answer. Germany/France say: “We north money please account reliable control fix now.” Greece reply first: “Maybe rich sometimes borrow maybe small try tomorrow.” Italy speak: “Offend honor sun sleep old…
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Death throes
Read more: Death throesQaddafi: Dead in Sirte, his hometown. As winter street protests paralyzed Cairo and Hosni Mubarak’s military apparatus appeared to shun him, rumors circulated that the Egyptian president was about to bolt the country for a more hospitable Middle East haven. Critics hoped for such an escape as means to sharpen…
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Mischievous satyrs
Read more: Mischievous satyrsFor some, indignance is like arguing with weather. Wind and rain take their toll on Rome windows. Caulking turns into pizza crust. This transformation led to the summoning of Tommaso the housepainter and his do-it-all brother Ignazio. They brought corrugated buckets and conversation. Tommaso spoke melancholy and gripe, Italy’s two…











