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  • In portineria

    The keys to a daily life’s realm. Last month, the building custodian had a bad back. So painful were his plates — “It’s like an earthquake,” he told me — that he requested relief from at least one of his daily duties: Delivering the mail. In much of Italy, a…

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  • Glass houses

    P.T. Barnum’s Man-Monkey. America’s house is glassier than ever and the rocks in its quarry too many to count. Most conspicuous among the recently-hurled slabs was a protocol-squashing mass expelled by a South Carolina congressman who interrupted a Barack Obama health care address by blurting out, “You lie!” He has…

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  • Gargle

    The cause-mo-not. Health care was once a foregone conclusion. There was Doctor Washington, tall as Abe Lincoln. He made house calls. I had the measles and he wiped my forehead. My lungs talked the talk of rabid dogs. Doctor Washington descended from George. My father told me that the doctor…

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  • Warning

    The Spanish flu, known as “La Gripe Española” or “La Pesadilla”: The root of all fears. Before feudalism relinquished its superstitious sway over urban Italy, the word cancer was unutterable. Obituaries spoke medievally of una malattie oscura, a “dark disease.” Announcing cancer invaded privacy; it was an admission of rape by…

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  • Joe 1

    The Tsar’s fireball. Joe 1 looked like a Midwest tornado. Narrow at the base, chuffed and self-important higher up, the surging invention of some sinister Braque. No doubt teenaged Ted Kennedy was impressed — once he found out about it, that is. He and his glee club friends at Milton…

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  • Bolt

    Usain Bolt in Beijing. Usain Bolt is faster than words. After demolishing a prestigious field to win the 100-meter gold medal at 2008 Beijing Olympics, the young Jamaican prodigy has now pulverized both that mark and the 200-meter record. All in a week. In sprinting as in swimming, world bests…

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