2008

  • Zia

    Zia

    His uniform was bituminous, bereft of medals, and luminous teeth illuminated an otherwise dark face. It was New Year’s Eve…

  • American Zoology 101

    American Zoology 101

    Obama’s victory made it clear “that America is ready to reconcile with the world,” wrote Zucconi. Italy has long tuned…

  • Tears

    Tears

    Only wounded and menopausal could Clinton bring women into her quest. Public crying in American politics is a small but…

  • Urn

    Urn

    Urn of Urns. What a curious country. Stolen urns, reacquired, return to champagne hurrahs in Rome while 100 miles south,…

  • Mitty-me

    Mitty-me

    Antoine-Jean Gros’ Napoleon. On a slow day I led Napoleon’s armies. I was the general responsible for the indomitable left…

  • Snow

    Snow

    The next day, before the sky caught cold, I answered, “Percy Sledge.” This time of year we demanded snow. We…

  • Promised land

    Promised land

    Martin Luther King in 1967. Political promise has two sides. The first responds to programs and schemes. The second is…

  • Ruta-Velt

    Ruta-Velt

    Six years ago a popular left-leaning mayor of Rome quit his job and went for the gold — which in…

  • Clever Old Men

    Clever Old Men

    Berlusconi is the colorful haggler who won’t go away. For decades, three pre-enlightenment presidents lorded over global sports. They were…

  • Hawkers

    Hawkers

    The kept woman, now coming to a site near you. To digest the case of disgraced former New York Governor…

  • Radio Days

    Radio Days

    Do you have a common household problem you’d like solved?” Household problems were my specialty. I could fix a leaky…

  • Germination

    Germination

    It knows what you think of it. Late winter and early spring can be the worst part of the flu…

  • Commitment

    Commitment

    Whatever the weather we must move together… Historian David Stafford recently published a commentary offering cautionary advice to critics of Bush Administration…

  • The Catholic Pope

    The Catholic Pope

    Pope John Paul II at Shea Stadium, 1979. If, as an adjunct of muddled modernism, you’re the totality of your…

  • Lies

    Lies

    Henry Fond in “12 Angry Men” — Caught lying, corporations improvise shock. Found to plagiarize, reporters and authors blame haste.…

  • The Howling

    The Howling

    Not yet a real race… Overkill isn’t the word. Numbing is closer. The Obama-Clinton Democratic face-off isn’t a story; it’s the only story. All…

  • Carmen

    Carmen

    Summer of ’73, Rome. My favorite photograph of Carmen Scarpitta has me perched on an armrest staring at her in…

  • Clean-tom

    Clean-tom

    Mr. Matteo, my cab driver, can’t get enough of American politics. Mr. Matteo thinks Hillary Clinton wants to sleep with…

  • Matrix

    Matrix

    Neville Chamberlain and Hitler in Munich. The conflict between Barack Obama and the reigning American political establishment over global power…

  • Naples

    Naples

    Naples, 1950. Photo by Erich Auerbach. Getty Images. And in this corner Curzio Malaparte, undisputed poet laureate of contaminated Naples.…

  • Blondes

    Blondes

    Jean Harlow in 1935. We’re arguing about blondes when the Russian boys come barreling in. Each has a moon-face. The…

  • Not With My Face

    Not With My Face

    I post therefore I am… Not long ago a friend asked me to join Facebook. Why waste time on private…

  • Retro

    Retro

    Russia’s Sergei Semak and Greek goalie Antonis Nikopolidis mix it up. Fifty years ago the adjective “retro” kicked around in…

  • Hydra

    Hydra

    Candidate as benign Hydra. According to an astute conservative observer, Barack Obama is two-faced. One half is articulate and compassionate,…

  • Watch

    Watch

    Happy birthday. In a time of watches, I never knew the half of it. My father swore by a chrome…

  • Kitty

    Kitty

    Kitty and the author, June 2007. The Kitty-isms I remember are a dime a dozen. They usually began, “Well, I…

  • Chores

    Chores

    Norman Rockwell cover, “The Saturday Evening Post” My parents didn’t talk about the past. I learned this long after any…

  • Cheat-O-Meter

    Cheat-O-Meter

    Amber is more than a little intimidating. Ihave a date with summer starlets. Let me count the ways. There’s Emmanuelle,…

  • American Idol

    American Idol

    It’s not really about walls… Barack Obama’s status in Western Europe has little do with policy. It’s not about the…

  • ee-PER

    ee-PER

    Yes has the first word, and the last. Perusing my Favorite Big City Newspaper Online — call it FABCO — I find…

  • Che tempo fa…

    Che tempo fa…

    Pricip is cool… until it bears down. Colonel Bernaca got five minutes at the end of the evening news. “Now,”…

  • Bitch

    Bitch

    Laika, the Soviet space dog, RIP. While naughty Russia does the nasty to Georgia and Michael Philips liquefies Chinese gold,…

  • Thrill Kill

    Thrill Kill

    Biden and Obama: Addition by subtraction. Chic is a funny thing. It rarely announces itself. It can drop in overnight.…

  • Huge

    Huge

    Historic, awesome, once-in-a-lifetime… Hyperbole can get in the way of measuring the genuine impact of American political events. Depending on…

  • Nuance

    Nuance

    Closer than meets the eye. Anewspaper report detailing a television exchange between conservative television host Bill O’Reilly and Barack Obama…

  • Sweat

    Sweat

    Paul Robeson. Bumbling down the streets near my Rome apartment with twin six-packs of mineral water I look suspiciously like…

  • Catastrophism

    Catastrophism

    Kansas-born clown Emmett Kelly. August in America featured the latest apocalypse now, otherwise known as Hurricane Gustav. Its epithets salivated:…

  • Tease

    Tease

    1969 King Crimson, front… This week I sampled the latest tool offered by my computer’s free music program. It scans…

  • Lipstick

    Lipstick

    My girl, meanwhile, is behind Door No. 1. Lucky me. I’m kissing a girl with blood-red lipstick who’s pinned against…

  • Looting

    Looting

    Capitalism can be spooked; it cannot vanish. Only companies can. Two lessons stand out among the many emerging from the…

  • North through me

    North through me

    It is October 17, 752 and 30,000 Islamists soldiers are parked in French wine country. Charles de Steuben, 1834-37. Charles…

  • Spotted

    Spotted

    With help from southern Democrats… With the presidential campaign in its waning days, much is made of an under-radar view…

  • Obama

    Obama

    Barack Obama. Photo by Damon Winter, The New York Times. Shake out a century and snapshots slip from its pockets.…

  • Holes

    Holes

    If you see this sign, take a 10-year break. Rome honors holes. They’re on streets, along sidewalks. They have their…

  • Tanned

    Tanned

    Forattini’s La Nazione cartoon, “American Nursery” What’s nastier, insult or opportunism? Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s awkward remarks about U.S. President-elect…

  • Radiance

    Radiance

    The Road Runner (“Meep, meep!”) and Wilie E. Coyote in pursuit. The Road Runner typically hid behind a cliff, smirking.…

  • Swan dive

    Swan dive

    FDR’s resolve led to Truman’s desktop motto. Spotlighting ciphers is a bad idea. Ciphers are divas. They work hard to…

  • The nasty

    The nasty

    The clues are in here somewhere… So much for television’s consoling effects. Pummel disbelief long enough and it does the…

  • Pizza

    Pizza

    Filippo at the Taverna Rossini. With the recession getting spicy, restaurant owner Filippo got wise. “Now we don’t close any…

  • Lingo

    Lingo

    Calamity (“calamitas”) demanded a more well-qualified ambassador — disaster. Language means elbow room. The 17th century workplace was crowded. To…

  • Marmy

    Marmy

    Never the tail… Every Christmas we cooked a squirrel. Everything but the tail, that is. Petie said the tail was…

  • Yousee

    Yousee

    Berkgkamp in ’97: The visuals take over… From time to time I translate for an Italian company that wants to…

  • Bullies

    Bullies

    The Gori legions. There’s a pop theory making the rounds in the wake of Russia’s invasion of Georgia and China’s…

  • Malaparte in letters

    Malaparte in letters

    Curzio Malaparte was born Kurt Erich Suckert. By late 1949, noted Italian author Curzio Malaparte (born Kurt Erich Suckert to…

  • Numeral stew

    Numeral stew

    Berlusconi III puts him among the “greats” … For decades, the only way to tell between Italian carbon-copy governments was…

  • Quo Vadis, Italia Nostra?

    Quo Vadis, Italia Nostra?

    Political campaigns are good for a party, but Italy is stalled. Every January the Italian think tank Eurispes issues a…

  • Red boy, Hitler boy

    Red boy, Hitler boy

    A Tartar named Galimzyan Salikhovich Khusainov put the Soviets ahead. In June 1964, I was a Communist. Exactly two years…

  • The fight club

    The fight club

    Rome’s Olympic Stadium is a cauldron for clashes. Early in Richard Ford’s latest novel, narrator Frank Bascombe ponders American mobility.…

  • Voice of America

    Voice of America

    Bloggers and satirists run amok… Vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin speaks English in the way many Americans do, excitedly and…