2005

  • Cruise Control

    Cruise Control

    Lauer to Cruise: Uh, let me think about that… I’m bad with dead aliens, worse with lost souls, incorrigible over…

  • Eye of the Storm

    Eye of the Storm

    Making city-dwellers feel helpless and vulnerable is a strategy of itself. Tony Blair is right. So is George Bush. And…

  • The Dark Side

    The Dark Side

    “Painstaking, cautious, clever and very sophisticated.” Aword to the wise: Hospitals in Rome are ready: 100, 200, 300. You name…

  • Beware, Emergency

    Beware, Emergency

    Brazilian Jean Charles de Menezes, 27, was shot and killed by London police in a “tragic accident.” Institutional anger in…

  • Bay of Figs

    Bay of Figs

    Castro of the alarming yeast canals. My father brooded in July. Heat made him dour. He sat on a wooden…

  • The Vibrator

    The Vibrator

    The towns had exotic names: Chitina, Glennallen, Homer, Moose Pass. There was even a town called Hope. It lasted four…

  • The Rothmund Void

    The Rothmund Void

    Cindy Sheehan: Not beloved on the right. What precisely constitutes an authoritarian state? Is it one where a government brandishes…

  • Dead Heat

    Dead Heat

    A Roosevelt, Teddy, might fit these times. Its advocates charge ahead, oblivious. Visiting has its privileges. What, my friends ask,…

  • Toxic Atlantis

    Toxic Atlantis

    There is no Hell better than the latest one… If, as Jorge Luis Borges suspected, Earth is the mother of…

  • Things Fall Apart

    Things Fall Apart

    New Orleans in the lawless time of Katrina is what a nation spent a century trying rationally to retire to…

  • Fang

    Fang

    Boschville. The demographics of my nook are simple. There is me and my depression. Me, you can see a mile…

  • Spogli’s Promise

    Spogli’s Promise

    Spogli: A fresh approach, he says. Now here’s something novel. A new U.S. ambassador — appointed by the Bush Administration…

  • Curvaceous, Cassandra, vulva

    Curvaceous, Cassandra, vulva

    Pyrrhic, you said. Victory in vain. Here’s the boy using the word egregious for the first time. EGG-ree-just, he says. You…

  • Requiem

    Requiem

    Auden: 1973. No one should edit a daily newspaper at 24, let alone at 32. I did. Chance. Luck of…

  • Mind the Birds

    Mind the Birds

    The flavoring of news with menace has turned into a magically successful business. Interesting phrase, “Breaking News.” It replaced “Bulletin,”…